Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

New Orleans Hot Brunch

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.

1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011

orale holmes

A greeting, typically between Chicano Americans. Roughly equivalent to "wazzup?"/"whassup?"/"whutup?"

Orale holmes! Did ju get down with that girl last night?

by trikytree August 6, 2015

orientated

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Orie

Orie, is the kinda old fashioned awesome person you will ever meet. He is a genuine person and he will do a lot for someone he cares about. Orie is a family kinda person who will put them before his own needs. He always speaks his mind and isn't afraid to question things. He is a hard worker and loves to work. If you are ever lucky enough to meet an Orie tell him how much he means to you because Orie's only come once in a lifetime. He is truthful and compassionate and helps where ever he can. Orie is amazing he is smart and strong and also strong minded.

Orie is an amazing friend!
Orie is the kindest person; however, he is very smart.

by ___BlackCanary___ July 18, 2017

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011