one of the originals

a weird/embarrassing video (most of the time, a tiktok) that people end up mocking in the future and making comedic videos imitating it.

person 1: this is one of the originals
person 2: oh yeah, I've seen the other videos of this

by CheeseLover666 May 8, 2021

All-originals scene

an all-black affair

Hey homies, next friday it will be all-originals scene with a very good dj that I know. There will be a lot of party girls mingling around the house.

by William Warney November 1, 2010

originals

Ryan
Ryan
Jake
Stephen
Tommy
Gabbie

"ppuhhhhhhh, your not a fuckin original

by ryry January 10, 2005

Originalism

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"

Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.

by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020

originasticate

Somebody that puts off something that needs to be done with an excuse that is obvious.

Jack - Dude I totally didn't do my homework last night.
John - It is due tomorrow dude.
Jack - Yeah, I had to take my girldfriend's grandpa's friend's cousin's step-sister's dog for a walk. It took at least 3 hours, so I didn't have time. I'll do it when I have a chance.
John - Haha, dude that is so an originasticate.
Jack - Shut the hell up. It happened. Douche.

by Jackelope January 13, 2007

Honki Originalis

A lost Brazilian gay pastor who claims to be an American but with his roots in the Dominican Republic and in Kenya.

A Mohito who lived in Brazil.

by Honki Black December 18, 2004

originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019