Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009

back orifice

Program used by cDc to h4x0r pplz b0x3z

My box was bent over the table by Back Orifice

by Shiv October 8, 2003

vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.

I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

orifice

any hole on the body you can stick your finger into.

she told me to pick an her orifice, so i jammed my cock up her nose.

by squaggles November 21, 2010

J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice)

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.

Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

by Gester Ghost September 24, 2010

Orifi

Slang pluralization of the word "orifice."

"Man, last night that girl let me penetrate all of her orifi... I lost count!"

by Cheryl Harrison December 10, 2006

Orifice

A Gynaecologist Office.

Gynaecologist ariving home. Wife says "Did you have a nice day at the orifice dear"?

by Unknown Angel October 4, 2005