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fake-organized

when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.
"your room doesn't even look any different after 8 hours?"
"hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of crap under my couch and in my closet..but no its 'real'-organized"
by holymoleydood August 6, 2009
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mind-bending orgasm

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
by Love Linguist April 14, 2011
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orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
by theinstigator January 13, 2014
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organic straight

preference of the opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and fake genders.
Ken is an organic straight dude.
by organic_straight_dude March 9, 2021
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Mormon orgasm

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.
Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!
by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020
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Law and Orgasm

Watching several Law and Order episodes in a row by channel surfing. Often several different channels have Law & Order episodes and they can be watched for hours without interruption.
I called in sick to work and now I am three hours into a Law and Orgasm.
by Greasy Corndog May 12, 2009
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Very Evil VIDEO Organization

The word is an anagram for vevo, which has been created and spread around youtube.

Means 'vevo' which is a music video website, and has a channel on Youtube offering countless numbers of music videos from all genres.

People have classed it has 'Very evil' as they censor swear words and some words which shouldn't be censored, IE 'gun', 'kill', 'dead'. Also they all have loads of advertising on all videos which they get all the money from the advertisements, so they are selfish greedy unhearted bastards.

Also the videos they upload are relatively large files - so they take a while to stream. So there is alot of hate there for people with bad internet connection, making people class them as 'VERY EVIL'.
Hey vevo, you are a "Very Evil VIDEO Organization"
I hate this "Very Evil VIDEO Organization"
Who even likes this "Very Evil VIDEO Organization"
by Jakefunny5 January 2, 2012
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