orangutan queef
orangutan queef by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022
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Orangutan salad
A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Orangutan salad by Mark H December 3, 2004
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orangutang bagel bang
When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
orangutang bagel bang by Dylan April 13, 2005
orangutan
This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).
Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.
orangutan by thedudebrown87 January 30, 2017
orangutan tits
Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.
I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.
orangutan tits by jc56 August 8, 2006
orangutan
This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).
Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.
orangutan by thedudebrown87 January 30, 2017
Orangutang Dookie Hang
when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.
Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"
Orangutang Dookie Hang by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010