optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009

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optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

by epausti February 21, 2011

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Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

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O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.

"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."

by Yuichi October 1, 2007

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