oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.

by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011

Oprah Winfrey

The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!

Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!

by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013

Smooth operator

Carlos Sainz😌

Carlos:
- Tom do you know what that was?
- that was a smooth operator
(Smooth operator by Sade)

by Chilly111 December 24, 2021

Operators Buzz

A slight intoxication or "buzz" due to the ingestion of a couple cocktails(usually beer), which causes one to be less hostile when operating machinery.

RV

"Fuck man there was damn near traffic the whole ride down... I needed to get an operators buzz going".

RV

by TronnyB May 24, 2018

OprahSideNigga

A lebron knob slobber, lonzo meat beater, nappy haired ass nigga who usually reacts to basketball and occasionally worldstar compilations.
Laugh: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Words he always says: Cool Ass, Weak Ass, Stupid Ass, Heso Melo Jello, & lets get it poppin

Yo, OprahSideNigga's bum ass just made a new video, lets see how he dick rides these mf's, KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

by KillAllBronsexuals March 29, 2017

Yawn-Opera

(n) What starts out as a standard yawn but as it nears the end the yawner continues using the same exhale to create an a-capellic performance.

Man am I tired. Yahhwwh.... aaaahhh..... laaaaa...... laaaaa! (Yawn-Opera)

by Taco17 July 31, 2007

Operation N.I.C.E

A social experiment where On March 9th 2020 (69th Day of the Year) People will put printed “Nice Cock” memes In their High school Bathrooms, And wait for results

Student 1: Bro Operation N.I.C.E is Tomorrow, you got the papers
Student 2: Yeah don’t worry bro

by Some Guy Vibing March 7, 2020