Oprea 

A beautiful, kind person who is always telling extremely crazy stories about setting off firecrackers and flying underwater tree lemurs. Also a very good liar, who can be a lot crazy at times and has an athletic sense of style. Also likes to procrastinate and look at memes when she’s supposed to be working, but overall and amazing friend and person. Likes the color teal and dogs. Someone who is most likely gluten-free and therefore is a loner because of the fact that she randomly yells “I hate pizza.” Most of the time she is overwhelmingly bored and will do anything to cure it, she as well as that is very clumsy and likes to drop glass jars on the ground instead of letting other people carry them.

Person one: Hey who’s that girl laughing and eating a piece of candy at eight in the morning?
Person two: That must be Oprea!

Person one: Wait… Did she just drop three jars on the ground?
Person two: Oh yeah, definitely Oprea!

Oprea by Squiggly_giggly November 8, 2021

Oprea 

Usually someone who is obsessed by Coca-Cola and can't resist a day without it.
Also a jackass who will always swear at you.

Guy 1: Bro, this man is always bringing coke with him, he must be addicted.
Guy 2: Yea man, he's Oprea

Oprea by ixd9dd March 4, 2017

Rule of Oprah 

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

Rule of Oprah by MasturNater December 17, 2021

Operation PROTECT 

A New Zealand (NZ) military operation established to support the New Zealand governments response to Covid 19. The operation was formed when it was discovered that other NZ government departments were completely incompetent, and entirely incapable of doing anything other than cashing their absorbently high pay checks for doing very little. The NZ military then spent approximately 2 years repeatedly correcting the ineptitude of these government departments and guiding them step by step through the simplest of tasks to ensure the containment of Covid 19. This operation was done in conjunction with maintaining all other NZ military outputs, therefore creating significant fatigue of military personnel. This resulted in excessive attrition of service personnel whom were both frustrated with the governments maladroitness, and the militaries senior leadership for their inability to defend their personnel; and instead were only focused on furthering their own careers.

Mate: So what is Operation PROTECT?

Other Mate: So bullshit to bail out the incompetence of the government.

Operation PROTECT by ThatsNotMyRealName2 October 18, 2021

Operation PROTECT 

A New Zealand (NZ) military operation established to support the New Zealand governments response to Covid 19. The operation was formed when it was discovered that other NZ government departments were completely incompetent, and entirely incapable of doing anything other than cashing their absorbently high pay checks for doing very little. The NZ military then spent approximately 2 years repeatedly correcting the ineptitude of these government departments and guiding them step by step through the simplest of tasks to ensure the containment of Covid 19. This operation was done in conjunction with maintaining all other NZ military outputs, therefore creating significant fatigue of military personnel. This resulted in excessive attrition of service personnel whom were both frustrated with the governments maladroitness, and the militaries senior leadership for their inability to defend their personnel; and instead were only focused on furthering their own careers.

Mate: So what is Operation PROTECT?

Other mate: The protection of the governments reputation, so everyone doesn't discover they're utterly incompetent and couldn't plan a piss up in a brewery.

Operation PROTECT by ThatsNotMyRealName2 October 18, 2021

Special Military Operation 

It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.

Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.

Special Military Operation by O. W. Tongueincheek February 4, 2023

Soap Opera Poop 

The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.

Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!

Soap Opera Poop by SlyBerryBabe April 27, 2012