eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

by talley June 11, 2006

store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

by Augie September 7, 2003

can opener

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

by WT87 July 15, 2011

Alaskan Bottle Opener

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".

Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.

by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011

Jason Bourne Door Opener

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.

My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009

anus opener

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018