Simone: "Did you see the lady who walked into the shoe store yesterday?"
Tamsyn: " Oh you mean the gir-onkey, yeah she looked weird."
Tamsyn: " Oh you mean the gir-onkey, yeah she looked weird."
by spider333 April 30, 2010
Get the Gir-onkey mug.When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
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The act of a female grabbing a guy's sex organ to check it for suitability before committing to further sexual acts. Not quite a handjob, but a possible precursor.
Kat wanted to go further with Steve, but when she got her hand down his pants for the oncey, she knew it had to end there.
by texasshole February 20, 2011
Get the oncey mug.Onset is an open-world multiplayer sandbox without predefined goals. Create and host your very own experience in Onset using Lua scripting functions. Whether that is Roleplay, Cops, and Robbers or classic Freeroam. Or just enjoy the different game modes created by other players.
by andrewrps October 25, 2019
Get the Onset mug.When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.
Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!
by Trixie Hicks October 16, 2008
Get the Sexual Onset Tourette's mug.Oneyda is a very rare name,If you are friends with a Oneyda you are very lucky because she is very special >;)
by Slimelover55643 June 25, 2019
Get the Oneyda mug.To 'Onserve is to protect and preserve a person, place, animal, environment, or thing, so that others may benefit from its preservation in the future.
Derived from the word "conserve" and "conservation", 'onserve pays tribute to the former by dropping the "c" and adding a clever literary notation (') to replace the c.
By removing the negative sentiment "con", we can then adjust the language appropriate to the need, whereby the positive use of the word 'onserve or 'onservation can infer the language user to "serve onward" something of importance.
Language users may also use the former "conserve" when referring to language of a negative sentiment. For example: "the government and their conservation efforts precedes any good talent that they may of had."
Or
"Their ability to conserve our food supplies is an example of how well they are able to manage parliamentary office."
When we remove the word "con", we can then assist the positive tone of a word by negating the definition of the word "con", by replacing it with a positive influencing word such as "on".
Derived from the word "conserve" and "conservation", 'onserve pays tribute to the former by dropping the "c" and adding a clever literary notation (') to replace the c.
By removing the negative sentiment "con", we can then adjust the language appropriate to the need, whereby the positive use of the word 'onserve or 'onservation can infer the language user to "serve onward" something of importance.
Language users may also use the former "conserve" when referring to language of a negative sentiment. For example: "the government and their conservation efforts precedes any good talent that they may of had."
Or
"Their ability to conserve our food supplies is an example of how well they are able to manage parliamentary office."
When we remove the word "con", we can then assist the positive tone of a word by negating the definition of the word "con", by replacing it with a positive influencing word such as "on".
For example: "During the winter months of war, we mad an attempt to 'onserve our food supplies by storing them in the snow."
Second example: "our 'onservation efforts were well rewarded with the passing of the snow as all good supplies did not spoil."
Second example: "our 'onservation efforts were well rewarded with the passing of the snow as all good supplies did not spoil."
by Mr H20 May 22, 2022
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