onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

by burntham September 5, 2003

Get my ones

It is usually used when you are gonna fight someone, 1v1. Just you two

"Keisha, keep talking shit and i'm finna get my ones with you!"
"These hoes on the train got their ones with each other over an off brand handbag"

by hailyc April 26, 2017

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Onesha

She is a rare one. One of a kind. Truly a beautiful person inside and out. The elusive Onesha is one that you will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet one. If you do, don't ever let go. She will be the best friend you will ever have. You will be so glad you ever were blessed to know her.

Dude: OMG! I can't believe how lucky I am!

Friend of Dude: Why is that? What happened?

Dude: I met Onesha and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.

by Onesha's Friend February 6, 2013

onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

by phreek123 December 9, 2008

oneshot

Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.

Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?

by akurokuu August 24, 2006

Onesy

A one piece snow suit. Worn back in the day when skiing was young. Now commonly worn by thy Gaper. Comes in Solid or Multiple bright colors. Do NOT wear in Colorado or you shall get mugged.

For Gaper day, I decided to wear a Onesy.

by A Local Coloradian May 2, 2009