Onlyfans

A stupid website where dumb dropout girls who can't find real jobs post nudes and desperate guys pay a fee for them. It is NEVER worth it. Porn is free! Half the time the girls never post actual nudes.

Hey whatever happened to Chelsea from high school?
She posts nudes on Onlyfans now cause the dumb hoe can't find a job
What a slut. Once her looks dry up she'll never be able to find a job

by tiredanddead May 15, 2020

onlyfans

Prostitution = The World's Oldest Profession
The earliest known record of prostitution dates back to 2400 BC in ancient Babylonia

onlyfans= 21st century cyber prostitution.

onlyfans girls make a million in 2 hours, while young men graduating with 3 ph.d, 5 masters, quad dribble major, cant find a 6 figure job and a loving and faithful wife. talkin' about women rights huh?

by SUPPLYANDDEMAND! July 4, 2022

OnlyFans

It is a website like Amazon where you can buy and sell fans.

Hey can you buy something from my OnlyFans?

by Armegedone September 5, 2020

OnlyFans

An app that British gyals who think their ig famous use to display their full blown batty for cash.

Mans 1: Tayce And Ellie are proper riddled ya know.
Mans 2: Yeah bruv you can so tell by their OnlyFans.
Mans 1: Cuz why you paying to see their clapped batty then?
Mans 2: BMT ya know.

by queenL March 18, 2019

Nikocado Onlyfans

Worse than CP

I was traumatized watching Nikocado Onlyfans.

by Aaaaron S April 20, 2022

OnlyCans

OnlyCans is a game that used to be on steam but i have no idea where that went, OnlyCans description was the only erotic game about cans. OnlyCans have you spraying water on pop cans, until they open up spilling the liquid inside, oh did i mention they moan while you do this? So basically, your having sex with cans.

Jimmy:Hey dude have you played OnlyCans?
Tom: what the fuck jimmy.

by not a kidnaper May 12, 2021

OnlyFans Model

Prostitute.

Susan said she is an OnlyFans Model, but selling pictures of her butthole actually makes her a cheap whore.

by @brettshops August 11, 2022