one upper

* Calling everyone out, stating that you are indeed better than them without actually saying so.
* Too imply that you are or have done something long before anyone else had even thought about doing it.

Me: Fuck ya we get paid tonight its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well i get paid an hour and a half before everyone else!
Everyone: ZOMG WTF Who says that? And how is that fucking possible that you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else!?!!!?!?!?! Dude your a fucking One Upper!

by AD2 December 15, 2008

one upper

A one upper is one who feels like they need to be better than everyone else, so they constantly "one-up" anything that anyone says.

Mariah Wright is a one upper.

by rosssdabosss April 29, 2014

one upper

Danny Irwin, from arizona (or ireland er w/e)

Guy 1: I went o alaska for vacation last winter
Danny Irwin: Yea? I went to the moon last year!!

Guy 2: Jesus danny, why are you such a one upper

by Coach22 August 12, 2006

one upper

A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident or extremely egotistical. Also see hater, Jew.

Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz by myself without even working the shits hot.

Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class; my dad has been working for 30 years, 12 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC and a house up in HillBilly land.

Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and when he hates on McLovin out of jealousy because of his success and accomplishments.

by D. Mclovin July 23, 2008

One-upper

A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.

Chris is a nice guy, but he's a big one-upper. He always follows my stories with a better one!

by MAP08 August 2, 2007

one-upper

If you have had a bad day, a one-upper has had the absolute worst day of their entire life and possibly the worst in recorded history. If you met a hot guy on vacation, the one-upper banged Brad Pitt on vacation. If your brother bought you a really cool new CD for your birthday, the one-upper’s brother is God. The one-upper is the most obnoxious and hateable person you have ever met, but they are probably proud that they have one-upped everyone else you ever thought you hated.

I found twenty dollars in the street the other day and I was feeling pretty lucky, until that accursed one-upper told everybody that on that very day he discovered Donald Trump was his uncle. God, I hate that guy.

by Megsi February 23, 2008

one-upper

A one-upper is someone who always has to be bigger and better than everyone else. If you say you are drunk, they exclaim with how much more they have drank than you.

Although Matt may seem mediocre, he is actually a one-upper; He must always top your story with one of his own.

by Drew Workman January 3, 2008