A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
by Giggister March 1, 2019
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Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009
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yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home
yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home
by B ridin November 7, 2007
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Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
by Dd_NY November 11, 2009
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