The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

corn on the cock

while in the act of anal intercourse, the penis is pulled out, and a piece of corn is on the said penis. as you know, corn does not digest, making this possible. usually best to flick it off, and go right back into the act.

while mel gibson performed buttsex on jodi foster, he came out with some corn on the cock, but he would not let her love for corn get in the way of his buttsex.

by author guy mann-dude October 24, 2009

gargle-on-my-cock

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.

(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

by betsy got nice bongos December 4, 2009

Shit on my cock

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww

Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock

by Jimuder Johnson July 27, 2023

Corn on the Cock

What you get after anal sex.

"Had some anal with Becky, but I had a crazy case of Corn on the cock afterwords!"

by Clayton Bigsby February 23, 2006

cock on

top notch ( used in shrophire by most bowlers)

(1) cock on lad, cock on
(2)that was a cock on shag !

by tag and payney June 18, 2006

cock on

When something is exactly right.

John: What do you think the score is?

Joe: Guesses the correct score

John: Cock on

Other similar expressions: bang on, dead right, spot on
Opposite of cock up.

by blizzard August 11, 2013