older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.

Happy national older sister day sis!

by dianacional February 4, 2021

Olerud Offense

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.

This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!

by Doctor Max August 1, 2012

olere

The epitome of beauty, or for something or someone to reach the apex of true and utter beauty.

Gazing into the sunset horizon makes one realise how much of an Olere it is.

by Shang-hibros May 3, 2017

Older than yo momma

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*

by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018

olberding

When you get so drunk, you pass out and your friends draw a big cock on your face.

The party was so off the chain, that Aaron got Olberdinged.

by JoyG November 1, 2019

airin older

the sweet,shy bassist of sugarcult.he's
one of the hottest guys in the world.
and he can really play that bass.

awww, look at airin.

airin older is one sexy beast.

by Samigirl B April 9, 2005