Olds

The opposite of news, dated and irrelevent information.

Those are olds, not news.

by mrouie February 27, 2018

the old

An adjective used to describe something very good or very bad. The noun is not necessarily old.

You slept with the old best friend sister eh?

by Devin McKay January 28, 2008

.old

When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.

Example 1
Guy1: Have you see tubgirl?
Guy2: you mean www.tubgirl.old?

Example 2 - The lazy approach
Guy1: Hey, check out todays woot
Guy2: .old

by foo? March 3, 2006

olding

The new and improved way of saying aging but rather saying that you are getting old, therefore, olding.

Why do you keep creating new words as if you were the dictionary? Well, I'm olding and there is only one thing left to do with my time.

by Bubalooh May 11, 2020

old

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

by Dave March 26, 2004

olde

Makes old things seem older or better

Instead of Bob's old junk use Ye olde junk shoppe or Squire bob's olde junk shoppe

by Amorbis December 28, 2005

olde

Contemptous response of a grizzled internet veteran when a newbie presents something he thinks is fresh, but in reality is tired, worn and rotten.

Dude 1: Chicks dig the nose! OMG LOL
Dude 2: OLDE!

by madgrad January 24, 2003