milk ointment

something that should be made for peeps who dont like milk. Apply to the skin for strong and healthy bones!

I need some milk ointment.

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.

I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

Yellow Wang Ointment

Yellow Wang Ointment is an asian about to "bust a nut" on another dudes cock. In the process of trying to do this, the other dude has to knee the "Ointment Giver" in the balls to create a yellowy-red colour to add to the sperm

"Yeah, the other day i had to give the Yellow Wang Ointment to some old dude. Scary shit"

by young dagger clit January 7, 2018

cocky ointment

The use of spittle as a soothing balm on skin irritations.

A touch of cocky ointment will ease a Mozzy bite.

by Finchinater January 19, 2018

small fly in the ointment

A flaw or imperfection that detracts from something positive.

The only small fly in the ointment in an otherwise perfect wedding day was the fact that the bride tripped when walking down the aisle.

by Hgjw February 14, 2018