cumswap offspring

A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.

male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?

female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.

male: oh.....

female: yeah.

by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010

The Offspring

A band made in Heaven and handed down to mankind to aid in making life worthwhile, particularly in the context of the times when it was. Quite possibly the best musical group to ever grace the Earth, The Offspring combine elements of Punk, Grunge, and Pop rock, along with intelligent themes, meaningful lyrics, and a very unique style. While this group is quite underrated, it seems to retain some of its "underground" air.

Person with taste: The Offspring kick so much ass!

Idiotic Loser: No, they suck. I like Linkin Park.

Person with taste: You should probably go and check to see if you are mentally retarded.

Fact - The Offspring eats Linkin Parks, pukes Lady Gagas and Justin Biebers, and shits Nicklebacks.

by aquajerk/surly October 28, 2011

offwhoring

Offwhoring is the practice of hiring an external organization to perform some or all business functions in a country other than the one where the product was originally sold, consumed, and produced. This practice is so named because it is done at the cost of reducing domestic employment. It can be contrasted with offshoring, in which the functions are performed by a foreign division or subsidiary of the parent company. Opponents point out that this sends work overseas, thereby reducing domestic employment. Many jobs in the infotech sectors - such as data entry, and customer support - have been or are potentially affected.

A company decides to relocate its services department to India while firing its domestic employees in order to cut costs.

by Mica Cooper August 11, 2005

the offspring

A kick ass band that consists of 4 members, dexter holland, noodles, atom willard and greg k. they have 7 albums out and KICK ASS

dick head: hey man the offspring offspring suck
me:get fucked at least i have taste
dick head:fine ill go cut myself
me:fuckin emo

by fuck slipknot! May 28, 2006

the offspring

best band EVER consists of:
dexter holland, back up guitar/vocals
noodles, lead guitar
greg k, bass
atom willard, drums

7 excellent albums with smash being the all time greatest

you stupid dumb shit god dam mother fucker, bad habbit: ledgendry song by the offspring

by rockon666 May 21, 2007

The Offspring

One of the BEST punk/rock bands ever!

"And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away" -Gone Away (from Ixnay on the Hombre) THE OFFSPRING ROCK!

by Floridagirl1015 July 5, 2010

Offspring

buy sum of their older CDs...it'll change the way u think of them

Smash (1994)
Ignition (1992)<I think
The Offspring (1989)

by unknown_user March 31, 2004