Obesidick

When a woman (or man) is so fat, that when they sit with their legs spread, their blubber slides down between their legs and makes it look like they have a huge elephant cock in their pants. They're basically the mascots of 'murica.

Guy 1: "I swear this fat bitch was eating mayonaise out of a jar."
Guy 2: "You're lucky she was on a rascal scooter, or else you would have seen her obesidick."

by Cinereo January 26, 2013

Obesident

When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

by mikezpizza February 17, 2019

Obesicle

A mobility scooter used exclusively by someone because they are too fat and lazy to walk.

A fat or obese person would choose an obesicle, (formally known as mobility scooters) primarily designed for people who are unfortunate enough to be disabled, to get around town. Thus making themselves fatter, less fit, and even less mobile than they were before.

by Icarus11111 August 30, 2013

Obesist

One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.

Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!

by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008

Obesity

The best way to prevent rape.

No one wants to rape the obesity lady

by i hate really gigantic people August 16, 2010

Obesitoy

A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.

Hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch'n'kick it?

by Smoking Windmills July 22, 2010

vaginal obesity

Used to describe the "pouch" a middle-aged woman grows between her belly-button and vagina. Usually results from childbirth.

Schuyler: What's that bubble under that lady's fanny-pack?
Nate: Vaginal obesity.

by Dwayne Carter February 8, 2007