Obamacide

Destruction of free thought and mind by becoming controlled by rhetoric and false acting by that of President Barack Obama.

My friend John used to be an open minded free thinker. Then he became controlled and began to worship President Barack Obama. John was no longer alive. Instead, an Obamadrone had replaced his mind. John had committed Obamacide.
RIP

by The harsh truth of it all March 30, 2009

Obamanader

People that support Barrack Obama but yet support Ralph Nader.

"Look at that guy! He's wearing an Obama shirt but a Nader hat! He's an Obamanader!

by x_noodles54 March 18, 2009

obamastectomy

ineffective surgery to cut the fat from Federal programs

They will be performing a desperately needed obamastectomy on the budget

by Lightning Rod September 1, 2009

obamasterics

An episode of hysteria triggered as a result of criticizing policies, tactics or political appointees of the Obama administration for any reason, without regard for, or acknowledgement or consideration of, facts, reasons or statisics that otherwise wholly support and justify such criticism. There appears to be a strong correlation between those individuals who are most prone to engage in such episodes and those who also suffer from "Bush Derangement Syndrom" ("BDR") or "Palin Derangement Syndrome" ("PDR"). Behavioral manifestations of Obamasterics include, but are not limited to, placing blame on unrelated events or individuals, ad-hominem attacks on such individuals (as well as the individual offering such criticism), relying upon feelings, emotion and/or conjecture as substantive support in responding to such criticism, multiple attempts to change or ignore the subject matter of the criticism, and characterizing such criticism as racially motivated.

John: Yesterday, while waiting in line at Starbucks, I happened to notice a headline on a newspaper on display for sale that the unemployment rate was 9.5%, and I then remarked to my wife that President Obama's stimulus package was a total failure, as he said that the unemployment rate would not go higher than 8%. Some guy with a stubble beard right behind us in line, wearing a knit scarf, funky shoes and funky black glasses with rectangular frames, must have overheard me, since he immediately launched into some kind of diatribe about how Obama couldn't be expected to undo all of the harm and lies of the Bush Administration, that nobody gives Obama a break because he's black, and that the Republicans are preventing Obama from passing another stimulus bill that would fix the economy. He just went on and on, and wouldn't even let me get any words in edgewise. I mean, this guy was totally in Obamasterics.

Mary: So what did you do?

John: Well, after he had gone off for about 10 minutes, even following me back to my table after I had picked up my coffee, I smiled and gave him some change and told him to remember it in November! At that point he just muttered some insults under his breath and started pounding keys on his laptop.

by BA from PA July 9, 2010

Obamacide

When a fetus from another country besides the USA is aborted using federal money that was appropriated to international abortion groups due to President Obama's ending of the ban during the first three (3) days of his presidency.

After the American family planning agency failed at teaching the Sudanese women "safe sex" practices, they offered Obamacide as a only free choice to terminate all of their pregnancies.

by Whipple200500 January 24, 2009

Obamacide

An individual taking his or her own life due to feelings of deep dispair and depression since Barack Obama has been elected President of the United States.

That dude who live next door to me commited Obamacide after he saw the results of the election!

by midisection March 22, 2009

Obamamoney

The vast sums of money given secretly to the black population by Obama. This is not to be confused with Affirmative Action, where the Obama gives money to every minority in USA except the Armenians.

Tim: "Your grades are shit Tyrone.. how did you get into college?"

Tyrone: " I gat mah obamamoney frum the precident! man i luv callege!"

Tim: "WHERES MY OBAMAMONEY WTF"

by Eri0Chrome March 26, 2011