offriended

Usually happens to a male but sometimes lesbian females when the object of their affection shoots them down with the "lets be friends" line.

"I think Billy's super nice but he's so ugly so I asked him to be friends and he got all offriended and said that sounded way better than having sex".

by the_red_bull March 30, 2010

offriend

to 'dis' or insult someone on Facebook.

even though i didn't like patty in college, i would never offriend her.

i read what charley wrote about me on sue's wall. i was totally offriended.

by rossmart February 5, 2009

Offriended

When you hear someone say something so offensive yet funny that you instantly feel some kind of kinship for the cunt.
Generally driven by a shared sense of dark humor.

guy A: Do you know Shawn?
guy B: Not really. Just met him the once and he has quite the sense of humor.
guy A: Awe, how nice. He offriended you.

guy B: {laughting} Yeah, I'll go drinking with that cunt anytime.

by RevDr. Biko June 24, 2020

Sexual Offriender

When a friend makes an unwanted romantic advance on you

Dude, stop making moves on me, I don't want to date you so stop being a sexual offriender!

by lindser95 January 17, 2011