corporate owned

a term used to describe politicians (primarily Republicans) who accept campaign contributions from big corporations and then serve those corporations instead of the people

Corporate owned politicians typically oppose any efforts to regulate or tax business, they are against labor unions, and support unfair trade policies that make it easier for big corporations to move jobs overseas to exploit cheap labor in third world countries.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 2, 2010

Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

by YBB November 29, 2003

Meth Owned

When someone inadvertently becomes a slave to Methadone addiction. When every aspect of ones life is sacrificed for the main goal of obtaining the narcotic Methadone.

Susan had a good job and two beautiful children before she got Meth Owned.

by Dillon Thomson August 11, 2010

bloody owned

If someone gets owned in Great Britain, or just owned by a British.

The little chinese girl got bloody owned by the Queen when she refused to shake her hand.

by 2Gun Vega April 24, 2008

sparta owned

owning a large army solo or with a limited amount of people

you just got sparta owned!!!!

by mushroomkiller January 24, 2008

owndering

- being pro at computer games
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend

If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.

by Mo Mommamama March 16, 2008

Owned

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

by Quick Reply September 20, 2003