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Osmosis Jones

From the movie Osmosis Jones.
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones an over-zealous white blood cell and the protagonist of the film. Osmosis' positive reputation was destroyed when he saw a salmonella pathogen about to enter Frank through an ingested raw oyster and reacted by causing him to vomit onto Mrs. Boyd. Since this incident, he was suspended for unnecessary force and placed in out-of-the-way patrols. Therefore he takes any opportunity to be able to make a difference. It is because of this that he is not believed about Thrax’s infection. Being a cell, Ozzy is able to combine his eyes into one, to ooze under doors, and to contort his body drastically, which allows him to escape Thrax's fate at the film's climax. It was shown in one scene that if enough force is exerted then his morphing will go back to normal as when Ozzy disguised himself as a germ to learn about Thrax's plan, his cover was blown when Thrax's henchman Lard affectionately but roughly patted Ozzy on the back and causing his wallet with his police badge to fall from his jacket and onto the table and expose his real identity.Ozzy is described by some female viewers of the film as a very attractive white-blood cell, He teams up with a cold-pill named Drix to help kill Thrax, the germ that is causing the cold-like symptoms Frank is experiencing. Drix unlike Ozzy, is very sweet and gentle, with a tender side.
Osmosis Jones is looking good, just like a blood cell should.
by potionsmistressful January 3, 2011
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Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones is perfect in every way no matter what anyone says
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osmosis besties

The process of befriending the best friend(s) of your best friend. Given the mutual common best friend, a relationship can easily be formed with your best friend's said best friend(s).
My best friend's friends came to visit this weekend. I instantly became best friends with them through the process of Osmosis Besties. We are now one group of real life Besties.
by KyFace September 28, 2009
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osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name
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Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude
osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream
by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023
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hypertonic osmosis

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.
My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
by ImGoated April 7, 2021
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Pillow Osmosis

A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.
Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.

(five minuets later)

Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!
by praytobestrongermen June 12, 2011
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