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OSB blanket

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 9, 2023
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OSB

I have a question regarding sibling relations. It hurts me, but I have to admit that my older sister is jealous of me. I do not know if it's envy or jealousy, but I know it is an unhealthy feeling. I have other sisters, but this particular one has demonstrated jealous traits, and has also done so many things to put me down. I have gone through worse scenarios with her, but I shall tell you of a recent one that took place, where there has been lee evil than other accidents.
P1: OSB
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
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OSB

I know that chick from the gym, she is OSB.
by YandaPanda November 29, 2023
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OSB

An acronym for Oh Shit Button. Used in MMOs, OSBs are OGCD (off global cooldown) instant-cast heals that can be used when the tank unexpectedly takes a massive loss in health.
The tank stood in the telegraph and I had to use my OSB to keep them from dying.
by Finn Woodworth June 21, 2023
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