juan ortiz

The best at what he does hard working supports his family is very caring funny handsome amazing

He is so a Juan ortiz supporting his family

by 2003babyjo March 9, 2015

david ortiz

Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.

His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.

David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?

by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008

Pulling an Ortiz

To admit to the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.

Matt: Steve called me and said he wants to talk about something important.

Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?

Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.

by Sweaty Ass Print March 9, 2019

David Ortiz

an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit

david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him

by h8crewdeathr0ll May 12, 2007

David Ortiz

A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.

Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!

by Sah Zen July 13, 2006

raphael ortiz

1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.

2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.

"Who cares what he thinks, he's just another Raphael Ortiz."

by running duck December 11, 2008

Anthony Ortiz

A very talented singer
He drinks with his straw upside down
He makes amazing music

Hey, have you heard of Anthony Ortiz?
Yeah, his music is awesome!

by wdw.ortiz November 13, 2020