Floridian Definition:
The only major city in Florida that every Floridian visits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.
This arises for a couple of reasons:
1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.
2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.
The only major city in Florida that every Floridian visits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.
This arises for a couple of reasons:
1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.
2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.
"Sorry bro, your Orlando lakes don't compare to my Miami beaches."
"Let's just go to Orlando for the day. I can't stand the Mouse much longer than that."
"Let's just go to Orlando for the day. I can't stand the Mouse much longer than that."
by GuillermoSoFla September 27, 2005
by Reese’s puff July 10, 2018
by love laurie December 02, 2007
Tourist: I thought Disney World is in Orlando, but I can't find it in the map of Orlando! Wtf!?
Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.
Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.
by NHRHS2010 May 10, 2011
Orlando is name for people who are known to be dumbasses and liars but they do have a kind heart and a meduim sized penis and get's all the girls including his cousins. Also bitches like to send nudes to Orlando's.
My Nigga Orlando
by Orlandolikesmen111 March 20, 2019
A tourist city in central Florida. Even though it has less than 200,000 people inside the city limits, people of Orlando refers to the city as "world class." Orlando has some of the most notorious slums in Florida (Pine Hills, Parramore) which are never highlighted because of its status as a tourist destination.
by KRHimself June 27, 2005
A guy who usually has a nice smile and really big lips, who wears double D cup size, and might be mentally challenged.
orlando is a great guy!
by LaMO gAnG March 30, 2020