opting off

the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents

there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

by spek10 November 28, 2012

orping

postulating bizarre scientific theories without substantive evidence or empirical proof.

Jean Piaget (1896-1980) is famous for orping his way to fame by suggesting that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny(orp). In other words - the development of an individual mimics development of the species

by Arunabh Das Four August 25, 2008

OPPONG

v. (to oppong) - Most commonly used in a emphatic tone, often as a derogatory reference to the sexual act of massaging one's penis between another's breasts, in many cases by a repressed minority.

"Shut the fuck up, bitch, before I Oppong you."

by Pulsating Boner July 10, 2003

opting out

Can apply to absolutely ANYTHING!

After you've said 'im opting out', there really isnt anything the other person who you opted out from can do!

NOTE: After one person has opted out of something, the other person cannot say, "im opting out of you opting out" etc.. thats it, Opting Out is FINAL>

Police officer: "erm, lads, im gonna have to put you under

arrest for that"

You: "im sorry boys, im opting out"

Police officer: "......arg..oo..ou..erm, fair enough lads, well said, i cant really do much now can i, ill cya later"

You: "alright mate, just go for cruise in yah car or something"

police officer: "will do"

by Sam-Top May 13, 2006

poop-ooping

the act of sticking you finger in your butthole

"someone saw you poop-ooping"

by alli June 19, 2006

OPPONG

v. (to oppong) Only done by extreme whores. To let a man titty-fuck you the first night you meet him.

"So Alyn, are we gonna Oppong tonight?"

by other woot July 10, 2003

OPPONG

TF ( u know wat it means :) )

" I opponged that girl hard last night "

by Anonymous July 8, 2003