i wanna fuck on you

i’m definitely trying to fuck, like i just wanna fuck on you

“damn baby i wanna fuck on you”

by kabfiel78 May 30, 2019

did you go down on yourself?

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.

Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

by Aerlamnias January 14, 2011

give up on you

1.to stop having a friendship with someone
2. not expect

I wil never give up on you

by lmpr March 5, 2014

put the screws on you

Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.

Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!

by KROISIN September 29, 2007

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

by jac92007 December 5, 2011

Doom on you

Bastard usage of Vietnamese phrase "Du Mhan Yhu" meaning "Go fuck yourself". Used in military circles, esp regarding Murphy's Law.

Guy 1: Your ex was giving me head and she bit me!
Guy 2: Doom on you dude....

by Dane - King of the Uberverse May 13, 2005

i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017