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On Top Of Old Smokey

To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course.
Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.

The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.

The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.
by E Normous Johnson March 31, 2009
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build one on top

Mixing another cocktail in the same glass before the previous one is fully consumed.
Q ). You almost ready for another drink bro? A) Ahh, just build one on top
by Crown and diet May 4, 2018
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Positivity on Top of the World

Positivity on Top of the World is a lifestyle the phrase is there to remind you no matter how hard things get positivity will always be there and it’s always an option. Staying positive doesn’t mean you have to be happy all the time it means that no matter how hard things get you know that everything is gonna be okay.
Hey bro I know things might be hard right now, but just know that everything is gonna be okay. Positivity on Top of the World.
by Lil Piercing July 19, 2021
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SC ON TOP

A common phrase or term that originated from the infamous Minecraft group, called Shadow Collective, also known as Sons of Christ. The term has evolved into derogatory language, often said with something threatening or racist before it, and can still be seen spammed in places even if they are not Minecraft related.
Person 1: White lives matter, SC ON TOP!
Person 2: Go Touch grass...
by Slush Fiend April 25, 2021
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Women on top

An awesome sex position, where the women sits on the man riding the guy to ecstacy. the women moves up and down with legs folded or stretching. The guy holds the women's hips and gets to check her out completely while squeezing her boobs and and jiggling with them.
Hey babe, wanna try women on top?
by psych123 December 7, 2011
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Horizon On Top

a way of saying that the line of the sky is above you and that P2W sucks and The Horizon is good
I just crashed your P2W minecraft server, Horizon On Top!
by horizonontop April 1, 2021
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dry on top

When wanking da willy is better dry than wet. Dry is nice and clean. Wet is loud and disgusting
"Wow Elliot is so cool, he always does it dry!"
"yeah dry on top!"
by Limpano May 18, 2021
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