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OMNG

What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.

Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'
Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!

Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!
by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010
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omneg!

omneg = oh my non existant god!

computer chat exclamation for non believers
omneg! i can't believe you just wrote that!!!
by jebstewart October 10, 2004
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Related Words
OMNFG omfg omneg omnigender OMFGWTFBBQ OMFGZ OMNG OMFGBBQ omfgg omfgh

omfgrn

Him: Why arent you here yet?
Her: Im on my way, omfgrn!
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OMFGWTFROTFLOLMFAOASCBBQ

Oh My Fucking God What The Fuck Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud (and) My Fucking Ass Of And Scaring (the) Cat BarBeQue

The longest acronym ever.
gamer 1: ...look, a flying boat!
gamer 2: OMFGWTFROTFLOLMFAOASCBBQ
gamer 1: wtf, get a life.
by luuk May 17, 2008
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omfg

Oh my fucking God, more dramatic version of omg
by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002
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OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.

Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.

People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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OMFGG

Acronym: Oh My F---ing Gossip Girl!

Or the official acronym... Original Music Featured on Gossip Girl
OMFGG Blair and Chuck were so close to hooking up this episode!
by omfgossipgirl April 27, 2009
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