OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.

Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.

People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.

Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

OMFGG

Acronym: Oh My F---ing Gossip Girl!

Or the official acronym... Original Music Featured on Gossip Girl

OMFGG Blair and Chuck were so close to hooking up this episode!

by omfgossipgirl April 27, 2009

omfgroflmao

Short for: Oh My Fucking God (I'm) Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!

Omfgroflmao! Did you just do that? That was so totally hilarious!

by Uberadri December 27, 2008

omfgkm

Oh my fudging god kill me.

Bob: USA just won the Soccer World Cup
Mike: Omfgkm

by Adi_da January 9, 2009

OMFGASM

an orgasm caused by an excessive amount of surprise or excitement

When Katie saw the Taylor Lautner in the New Moon trailer, she was so excited she had an omfgasm.

John was watching The Empire Strikes Back and when Darth Vader said he was Luke Skywalker's father, John must've had an omfgasm he was so shocked.

by captainsuperawesome August 23, 2009

omfg

Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL Instant Messenger. Means "Oh my Fucking God."

"OMFG! WTF?! I thohught u wur kidding!!1!11!eleventyone!1!"

by Oddz January 23, 2005

OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG

oh my fuckin god (i'm) fuckin rolling on the fuckin table falling on the fuckin floor laughing my god damn ass off out fuckin loud with fuckin tears in my eyes (and) peeing in my fuckin pants (and) almost fuckin shit myself what the fuck this is almost fuckin nirvana i found god!

a state of mind and consciousness from extreme laughing overdose close to what is known to Hindus as NIRVANA!

A : what is the closest state of mind to nirvana, master?
B : its OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG
A : thank you master
B : your welcome

by Fuk1t0l1000mg November 1, 2010