OMFD

Acronym; commonly extrapolated as "oh my fucking dog."

A term coined by the founders of the Church of Dog in the modern age of acceptability. It is often used by people whom hold dogs in higher regards than the mysterious, albeit conveniently absent figure that is God.

Users of this phrase commonly find little comfort in religion and the realm of spirituality, so they choose to modify the commonly used acronym "OMFG" in order to meet their standards of disbelief or arbsurdism.

Keren: *sends picture of adorable husky*
Max: "Sweet lion of Zion she's so precious!"

*immediately reciprocates with picture of cute lab mix*
Keren: "OMFD she's such a little bloop"

by bonquequeg November 25, 2017

OMFD

OMFD stands for "oh my fucking dick", although the d letter can mean something else. It was invented by some random newbie saberist in JK2 and used a lot by more random newbies such as gunners.

"(Capital letters)Gator, OMFD stop being gay!!!"

by $wordnap October 31, 2006

OMFB

Acronym that means "Oh my fucking Buddha."

Simular to OMFG except with a B instead of a G.

A more extreme version of OMB.

by orxrs1309 August 7, 2004

omdb

Over my dead body

Julia is not going to abandon me like that omdb

by twinkie.theif September 12, 2018

Omfb

On my family blood

That’s omfb
Your capping omfb
Basically how u would say on everything you love

by Xleem January 30, 2021

omfb

ok the actual definition of "OMFB" is "oh my franking bob". it got started (as far as i know) on theblackparade.net, as an alternative to "OMFG" that some MCR fans enjoy saying. also "OMFG" can also mean (for frerard supporters/MCR fans in general) "oh my franking gerard" and "OMG is of course "oh my gee/gerard". so...yeah. thats wat it means deal with it.

OMFB is that guy over there looking at me???? OMG!!!!!

by queen of hearts April 6, 2008

omfgbs

Oh My Fucking God BullShit

OMFGBS. Sandor's spanking it in the washroom again.

by Jeebus May 13, 2003