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Obtuse Nigga

Warrior:Obtuse Nigga we come to fight you!
Squire:Why did you summon him we will all die!
by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019
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Ortus

One of four consortiums in Hwa Chong Institution, better than all the rest consortiums at languages, mostly China People. Symbol of consortium looks like an E, and often put GA in front. Often pronounced as otters, people think they are mermaids of Hwa Chong Instituition
This asshole must be from ortus, no wonder he so GAE
by Yang rui shu gfkl March 25, 2021
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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optuse

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.
dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great
by J"truth" January 24, 2009
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obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.
I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.
by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014
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obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.
Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.
by jbushido August 27, 2010
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Ball-itch-itis-otus

An condition in men in which the testicles begin to become very extraordinary itchy, to the point that the person effected cannot properly function until his balls have been itched. The female equivalent is "Vag-itch-itis-otus"
Guy 1: So what did you think of the game last night?

Guy 2: Look imma let you finish but I got a real bad case of ball-itch-itis-otus.
by Vanilla James 808 December 25, 2010
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