An American invention of a internet content (usually web series) featuring anthropomorphic objects, usually competing for something. There's also non-competition object shows.
Notable examples are Battle for Dream Island by Cary and Michael Huang, and Inanimate Insanity by Adam Katz.
Notable examples are Battle for Dream Island by Cary and Michael Huang, and Inanimate Insanity by Adam Katz.
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Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
Object-oriented masturbation solution:
function MathLib(){
this.answer = null;
}
MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){
this.answer = x + y;
}
MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){
return this.answer;
}
function Printer(){
this.preText = ”;
}
Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){
this.preText = str;
}
Printer.prototype.out = function (str){
document.write(this.preText + str);
}
// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);
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An object show is a type of animated web series or online competition where everyday objects are given personalities and compete against each other in various challenges or tasks. The objects can range from foods and household items to abstract concepts or even fictional characters.
These shows are typically divided into teams or individuals who compete in challenges that can involve puzzles, quizzes, physical tasks, or obstacle courses. The objects use their unique attributes to complete the challenges, and are eliminated either through a voting system or by failing the tasks.
Object Shows often have a host or hosts who guide the competition, provide commentary, and sometimes interact with the objects. Viewers can vote for their favorite objects or participate in determining the outcome of the challenges.
These shows have become increasingly popular among online communities, particularly on platforms like YouTube. They offer a mix of humor, storytelling, and competition that appeals to a wide range of audiences. Some Object Shows have even developed a dedicated fan base and inspired spin-offs or fan-made content.
Object shows, such as Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity, and Battle for Poorly Made Object Show, are popular among fans.
These shows are typically divided into teams or individuals who compete in challenges that can involve puzzles, quizzes, physical tasks, or obstacle courses. The objects use their unique attributes to complete the challenges, and are eliminated either through a voting system or by failing the tasks.
Object Shows often have a host or hosts who guide the competition, provide commentary, and sometimes interact with the objects. Viewers can vote for their favorite objects or participate in determining the outcome of the challenges.
These shows have become increasingly popular among online communities, particularly on platforms like YouTube. They offer a mix of humor, storytelling, and competition that appeals to a wide range of audiences. Some Object Shows have even developed a dedicated fan base and inspired spin-offs or fan-made content.
Object shows, such as Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity, and Battle for Poorly Made Object Show, are popular among fans.
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As contrasted to ui/o (user-interface object (user input-output)).
Synthetic very-large-scale-integration chip design which sublimates programming objects into five attributive references: cyclical, bi-directional, non-linear contra-referential, radially-referential, and meta (self)-referential.
Synthetic processor in which a functional language becomes its own parser (homoiconic languages lack a distinction between data and code).
Precursor to computable entanglement (computable energy reference).
As contrasted to ui/o (user-interface object (user input-output)).
Synthetic very-large-scale-integration chip design which sublimates programming objects into five attributive references: cyclical, bi-directional, non-linear contra-referential, radially-referential, and meta (self)-referential.
Synthetic processor in which a functional language becomes its own parser (homoiconic languages lack a distinction between data and code).
Precursor to computable entanglement (computable energy reference).
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