M.T.O.T.M.

My time of the month; for female use when they’re bleeding out their coot coot, their period

Boyfriend: IS YOUR BABY TUNNEL OR HRAVEY FUNNEL BLOODING?!

Girlfriend: My landing strip, it’s M.T.O.T.M.

Boyfriend: Girl that’s more of an abandoned air field.

by EEEJJJMMMMMM November 4, 2019

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

pin me to a wall and make out with me

When texting someone you might say "I want you to p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m" instead of typing it out.

by HavenCliff September 15, 2023

P.M.T.T.W.A.E.M.O.

Pin me to the wall and eat me out

You only live once, so p.m.t.t.w.a.e.m.o.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Girl: i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m.

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Boyfriend: say less😏

by EElala November 12, 2021

T.M.O.C.

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

by Protatoes January 18, 2018

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020