Nuts

#1 Food
#2 Balls

#1 I ate some tasty nuts the other day yum i love pistachios

#2 frick dang bich I got hit in the nuts with the soccer ball!!!!

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

nuts

1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.

That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.

by Viz March 16, 2003

nuts to that

Nuts to that: Used as a dismissal or to denote a lack of concern for something.
Similar to, "To hell with this."

Person approaches their workplace. Upon seeing how busy it is, they promptly leave before being noticed.

Person: "Nuts to that, I'm going to a movie."

by Captain Pesh April 11, 2007

On nuts

Automotive/racing term. Denotes a vehicle running/racing WITHOUT nitrous oxide assistance.
Synonym: "On the motor".
Antonyms: "On the bottle", "On spray", "Juicing it", "With NOS".

"That car runs the quartermile in 10.1 seconds on nuts; but it does 8.9 juicing it".

by Dr. DVS January 9, 2008

Nut

A crazy person. You can also someone is nutty

That person is a Nut

That person is so Nutty

by DoorHandle1234 January 5, 2017

the nuts

In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts

by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003

nut

A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure

by okipatrick January 31, 2007