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Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later
Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.
by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010
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Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?
by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011
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nutcrack

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!
by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008
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nutcrackers

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.
by gymnasty October 26, 2010
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buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 8, 2015
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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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nutcracking

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!
by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010
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