nutritional yeast

something a bit nicer to say that has a small dick

"oh my nutritional yeast that's small"

by Newmussy and Campussy May 31, 2022

nutritioned out of rumours

someone, who easily beleives to rumours, not necessarily based ones.

He is being nutritioned out of rumours.

by phlegmat March 27, 2005

nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014

nutritionize

To change ones nutritional habits.

I decided to nutritionize and eat more fruits.

by PDobby October 13, 2013

Optimal Sport Nutrition

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.

do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)

by static5 September 1, 2011

Nutritionality (also known as nutrition)

Nutritionality is a concept. Usually employed by tightwads, Ross shoppers, and poor college students, Nutritionality is also a way of life. The goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. For this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount of newts or nuts consumed is divided into the price, which is zero). It is so free and nutritious that there is no unit of newts or nuts that can define it. In the light of Nutritionality, it is essential to binge eat when such opportunities arise (Ex. Graduation Parties, Buffets, and others houses). Also see Nutrition

Example 1: Tyler hates tomatoes, but four slices came with his meal. Tyler will eat those four tomato slices because that is nutrition.

Example 2: "Wow I'm incredibly full from eating so much at this restaurant, but I still have food left on my plate and so does my friend. If I believe in Nutritionality I will not only force the rest of my food down, but also eat my friends if they are not nutritionists."

by T-Bone Maly September 5, 2005

nutritional doublethink

The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.

The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.

Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.

by NDoublethink June 4, 2016