smugglers nutch

Dry encrusted seman found in the resevoir tip of a used condom

Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.

by Dave B. December 8, 2003

Dutch in the Nutch

A guy who never wears his seatbelt and uses a carpet shampooer to clean his back.

Man that Dutch in the Nutch sure is funny.

by Big Vodka August 18, 2010

nuchslep

The tag along or the wing. When you're going on a date and your date has a friend or you have a friend. The friend is the nuchslep. The word is used in a show called The Nanny.

Old Man: what's she saying?
Old Lady: She's talking about the old days when she had a life
The Nuchslep: Do you mind I'm trying to tell a story here
Old Lady: Uhhh the nuchslep's getting annoyed

by The Nuchslep October 17, 2009

Smoke my natch

Originally said by Theo Von episode 92 of King and the Sting podcast.

"Nuts, ass, everything..."

It means suck all my junk.

Thats because you like boys, dude. Smoke my natch!

by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL October 27, 2020

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

notch in the bedpost

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013

top notch

Not hard to understand, it means best, high standard achieved, very good, etc

They are top notch

by larstait October 16, 2003