nested

putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat

Before sitting on a public toilet I Nested

by Jimmy poo September 5, 2015

nutted on

1. To get totally dominated in a sport or an activity.

2. To be cummed on

1. Dude you suck! You just got nutted on hard core

2. I nutted on that bitch last night.

by JDUBB June 19, 2004

nutted

To ejaculate very large quantity of semen.

"She told him not to come on her face, but he nutted ion her."

by Davd January 17, 2004

nushed

fanning your balls while dreaming of frogs

edward nushed himself today

by anushka edward January 14, 2010

nutted

squirted cum/sperm on a girls face or body.

oh man dude, i nutted on her!

by emmedawg July 9, 2009

numb-nuttedness

1: Acts or behavior displaying extreme stupidity or callousness; anything typically characteristic of a really big dink.
2: Acts or behavior that involves such injury to one's testes as to render them (temporarily or permanantly) incapable of feeling.

1: "I'm pretty sure he just swore at a cop! I haven't seen such numb-nuttedness in ages!"
2: "I went for a jog once in february...in my boxers. I've heard of numb-nuttedness, but this was ridiculous!"

by Joe Beecher October 3, 2007

Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted

In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."

by Money $hot November 17, 2010