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Numbners

When you sit on your hand so long it goes numb and you jerk off with it so it feels like its not your hand.
Mark sits on his hand for over an hour while watching porn to really get the numbners going.
by stakjoy April 27, 2011
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Un-numbness

the feeling of getting your feeling back after being numb.

Regaining of the power to feel or move normally
AFTER SPENDING TWO HOURS AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY THE UN-NUMBNESS SETS IN!!!
by RODGER SKIP SMITH February 5, 2010
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nutbunnies

An expression of general frustration first used in WB's Freakazoid cartoon.
"Aw, nutbunnies!" the boy exclaimed as his computer crashed.
by Otaku Guardian January 31, 2005
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numbing

the act of completely losing all touch with the real world by subjecting yourself to mindless,wasteful activity (often over the course of several hours) that often results in loss of brain cells and temporary conciousness. activities that qualify as numbing are: text messaging,being on myspacefor over six hours straight, guitar hero, video games, computer solitaire, and/ or any electronic device that a digital immigrant cannot operate.
Numbing causes you to lose all touch with reality. For example, if one where to call your name while "numbing" you wouldn't respond period. However, after the numb session, all consciousness would be regained and you were address the person that called your name.
student 1: man, i am so tired. i am gonna fail this test! i didn't study at all!

student 2: me neither, i wanted to study but instead i was numbing for five hours on myspace. and the funny thing is, is i wasn't even doing anything on it! i finally stopped because my eyes were watering so bad and i black out for a second. it was four in the morning!
by Molly!!!! July 13, 2007
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Numbuh

A good looking person with a lot of talent and no suspicious habits
Yo have you seen this guy? He really out here being a numbuh!
by KalamazooWoohoo February 24, 2019
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numbnuttery

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.
He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.
by sproing August 3, 2006
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numbnut

A dumbass. A person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. If reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.
The numbnut tried to run away, but failed to realize his shoes were tied together.
by Matt Heller December 17, 2003
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