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The numberjacks is an amazing animated series about the German front lines, it is animated with precision German engineering, it’s the shit
“Have you seen today’s episode of the numberjacks?”
Yeah man it’s the best one yet”
by IsTachankaPutin May 10, 2018
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Lumberjack Cash

A Legendary Shredder from the mean streets of AZ known for playing shows and banging hoes. Excessive jager and bud light consumption is required. One who never bangs a Jyomp or a frumpy butt.
Did you see that dude just jump kick the moon? He must be down like Lumberjack Cash!
by The Legend Lumberjack October 12, 2011
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Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!
by Eddy April 14, 2007
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Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.
"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"
by *samIam* January 17, 2012
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number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.
person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks
by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020
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Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
by the R&L book February 9, 2009
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Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
by BigD ken February 3, 2015
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