Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

nonce case

A word used to describe a nonce (paedophile) in the U.K. You can also just say that my dad is a nonce case.

"Mark you nonce case she's about 16!"
" NONCE! "

by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Nouicer

A clan of Algeria in which the men committed crimes of war, such as manslaughter, peace-tricking and flag-faking and the women sold sensual dances. The Nouicers were strongest during the 1900's, although there are still people, now located all over europe and africa, related to the once fearsome and mighty tribe.

The leader of the fierce Nouicer-clan killed John F. Kennedy, contrary to popular belief.

by Mable, Urban History Teacher December 20, 2012

nonces direct

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

by imnotatory January 13, 2020