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Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 1, 2010
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nookielear spill

When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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The Nookie

What I did it all for
"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit
by ohshnap April 11, 2009
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Nookie Hooky

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.
by Stella S. January 18, 2006
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lack a nookie

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.
Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.
by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008
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Nokied

When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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Blue Nookie

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.
by poaches January 1, 2020
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