Not today, Fred

A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps

Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."

by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010

not today dude

used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.

1st guy: "can you pick up a sanwich for me?"

2nd guy: "not today dude! I've got shit to do!"

by quebert September 26, 2007

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.

One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"

by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018