Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

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Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

nostradamus

An old man who was pretty cool.

"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004

NOSTRADAMUSED

the casual ability to predict events yet to happen

I nostradamused the score of the football game.

by blueboy69 February 25, 2009

Nosetradamus

A person that says "bless you" before you sneeze.

John: Bless you.
Tom: What?! ACHOO!!
Tom: Your Nosetradamus!

by PilotPluto November 22, 2011

Nostradamus

A man who foretold events in the world to come.

Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)

Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco

by Robo August 21, 2003

Nostradamusly

An adverb describing an intellectual and educated prediction of an event that is yet to occur, similar to the style of Nostradamus, who is well known for his own ironic and shockingly specific premonitions.

She nostradamusly determined the outcome of their relationship in an alarmingly detailed prediction.

by Miss Jessie February 24, 2013