Noobsicle

the worst form of a noob; someone who is a loser, or completely new to something

Person 1- Hey, do u know how to throw a football?
Person 2- Wow dude, you're holding it the wrong way, you noobsicle.

by Mooorad October 17, 2007

Noobsicle

The word that all "friends" call you. Usually means low intellegence. not a nice word. also usually used in a sentence with der der.

Taylor: Hey Rachel, did you know that Fanny is a bad word in England?

Elizabeth: Taylor you noobsicle I told you that!
Rachel: sigh! you guys are both noobsicles now stop it!

by mynameisTaylor March 16, 2010

Noobsicle

A noob who plays video games as if they constantly have a popsicle stick shoved up there butt. These terrible players often have negative kill/death ratios on call of duty 4 and 5. And they tend to spray with LMG's (light machine guns). Their accuracy is horrible and they all-around suck

look at that noobsicle! he has 1 kill, 39 deaths!

dude you played like a noobsicle last night. i bet my K/D is better than yours now xD

by THE_NOOBSLINGER September 30, 2009

notsicle

(n.) You thought it was a popsicle but it was really just a frozen sucker.

I just chipped my front tooth on a notsicle!

by Cool A. December 27, 2008

Nossible

Nossible: Not-Possible

A short noob slang for impossible

Idiot01: "Yo when i jump off this roof and flap i'll prolly fly"
SensibleNub1: "You're an idiot. Nossible."

by ResidentStump July 27, 2009

Nipsicles

Nipples that have become erect as the result of exposure to extreme cold.

Ignatius: Wow, Siobhan you must cold!

Siobhan: Wow Ignatius, that is quite a profound statement

Ignatius: Tis, but not as profound as your nipsicles!

by evildude_69 August 7, 2012

nosticles

Nosticles: B,F, J, P, V.
(The opposite of vowels)
In the english language there are 5 vowels A,E,I,O,U. there is also 5 nosticles
The nosticles are the first letter after each one of the 5 vowels.

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Did you remember all of the nosticles on the english test?

I finished studying my nosticles and vowles for english last night.

I used all of the nosticles to write my paragraph.

by English Professor Charles Hill April 21, 2023