crusty noser

When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.

Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!

Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

brown-noser

Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).

Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.

by Dammo June 7, 2004

Red noser

N.: Extreme form of the brown noser. Brown noser is so far up that the victim being brown-nosed, he/she/it has bled on the brown noser.

Ta: Dude, that girl is such a brown noser.

Priess: That's nothing man, you haven't seen Edmund yet. That red noser has gone through practically every teacher in the school.

by Macamore June 25, 2005

brown noser

Brown nosing, an alternative to a suck up. When someone attention seeks by over complimenting another, without critisizing them.

This conjurs the mental image of putting your nose through a anus, which termed a brown noser.

"But they won't be interested in talking to you if you just brown nose them."

by Anonymous January 7, 2005

Brown Noser

A suck up thats nose is always brown from eating their bosses/teachers delicious shit right out of their ass.

Omg Jessica is suck a Brown Noser

by Slowy0urself August 22, 2020

Pearl nosering

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.

by jmc October 16, 2002

Brown noser

A kiss ass who sucks up to a person in authority to rise through the ranks faster then his peers and his boss

Did you hear about Tosh's promotion?

Man, what a brown noser.

by T... T... April 12, 2008