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Notification Whore

Someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they've been sent any new notifications/messages
"Grace, can I go on facebook for a sec? I need to check my notifications"

"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"

"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"

"Ugh, what a notification whore.."
by Janice Booterman April 19, 2009
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notification

One of those random annoying popups that really piss you off but you don't turn it off anyway.
These notifications are pissing me off
by Multarix December 26, 2016
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notification rape

On Facebook when you comment on a picture or something and come back a few hours later and have a lot of notifications
*comments on pic*

one hour later:

143 new notifications from same pic

"guys, what's with the notification rape?!"
by facebookman March 1, 2009
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Notification nightmare

Receiving a slew of notifications for one or more pictures/videos/etc that one is affiliated with on Facebook. Caused when other people tagged in that picture/video/etc keep commenting. Hast the tendency to clog up e-mail inboxes and results in a pileup of red notifications in the lower right hand corner of the facebook screen toolbar. Can be very annoying or amusing, depending on the individual.
I woke up this morning to a notification nightmare when I saw that 50 new comments had been posted about the candid picture I snapped of Derek cheating on Hailey.
by RealityHitz August 1, 2009
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Notification Sniped

When you press a button at the top of your phone (eg back), and a notification pops up in the motion of pressing the button that you you accidentally press it and open something you don’t want to open.
Damn bro, I didn’t wanna message her back yet but now I have to because I got notification sniped
by Woodsman2121 February 28, 2022
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Gray notification

A FB notification you don't really pay attention to when you receive it, because it's not the notification you were expecting in response to you
Zoe: Hey, I asked a question on our class Facebook group. Did you see it?

Janet: No. That was probably a gray notification for me because no one liked my new Facebook status.

Zoe: Loser.

Janet: Hey! Admit it! Everyone prefers likes on their Facebook posts!
by Dreamerbae01 October 25, 2015
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notification-rape

to comment on on a large amount of someones myspace/facebook pictures, therefor giving them a lot of notifications/ pictures to check,pissing them off.
I will "notification-rape" him by adding pointless comments to all of his " mexico 08" pictures, which will leave him pretty fucking pissed.
by myspace.com/filtereffect March 22, 2009
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